About Those Vaunted Goldman Traders

While I certainly can understand the talent and dedication and technology that goes in with big banks like Goldman, when I read that there were other banks that had perfect quarters, it really reinforces that this nice run had less to do with talent and more to do with massaging the situation to their advantage.

But Bank of America , Citigroup, Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase & Company produced the equivalent of four perfect games during the first quarter. Each one finished the period without losing money for even one day.

No seriously. I can certainly understand that Goldman and JP Morgan probably have more smarter people in their employ than I will ever even bump into on the T near Harvard. But am I really supposed to believe that both Bank of America and Citigroup also have that many geniuses on their trading desks?

And to find four different banks in the same quarter all made money each and every day and did not have a down say amongst them?

Puhlease, pull the other one, it’s got bells.

“This is not about hitting home runs,” said Jaidev Iyer, who runs his own risk management consulting firm, J-Risk Advisors. “This is just, as we call it, milking the market and your captive client base.”

And that’s about it. They used their own customers orders to make money for themselves at the expense of their customers. It is a zero sum game, after all? So if the big banks came out ahead, someone took the other side of that trade and most likely it was their own clients and customers.

I am so glad the S.E.C. and the Treasury and the Federal Reserve are all watching this and doing nothing. It helps to show that the game is rigged for and by the benefit of the big boys against anyone else, and the government is just along for the ride. Don’t ever forget that yes, they are out to take your money and you should do everything you can to not allow that to happen.

Don’t get me wrong, while I think that any one firm may have the best traders in the world, I find it highly suspicious that four of the largest firms are also the best in the world. To paraphrase, there can be only one, best in the world. Not four.